Cell-U-Lar Onset Deafness

When parents are trying to call their teenagers to tell them that it is time to come home and the teenager for some apparent reason does hear the cell phone ring so that they can stay out longer with their friends.

While trying to call my son to tell him that he is out past his curfew and needs to come home, he contracted

Cell-U-Lar Onset Deafness, and does not hear the phone call from his mom.

duke-u-lar warhead

a gigantic crap
and when using it admiting that your crap is leaving the economical damage that only a warhead could leave and or stinking up someones house

ive got to go disarm a duke-u-lar warhead
and its gunna hurt

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cell-u-lar-tardation

a. The state of owning a cell phone and having absolutely no idea how to use it.

b. An acquired state of mental retardation due to radio wave damage of the brain as a result of insessant use of a cellular phone.

Fred's 18 year old daughter, Lisa, has an advanced stage of cell-u-lar-tardation that is irreversible. It's a real shame that he didn't understand the consequences back at age 2, when she got her first cell phone.

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swig(g)ler/swig(g)lar/swig(g)ling

1. N: One who messes things up/fucks them up beyond all recognition, or who generally sucks, especially below the belt and on non-human mammals.
2.Adj: Descriptive of one who displays the traits of the nominative definition

"Jason is such a fucking swiglar!You can sure tell that he was raised by trailer trash!!"

"get outta my face, you reptile-swiggling pig!"

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F.W.T.B.T. (I Dream of Lars Ulrich Being Thrown Through the Bus Window Instead of My Mystikal Master Kliff Burton)

Standing for: For Whom The Bell Tolls this is a somewhat cover of the Metallica song of the same name. The cover was created by dronemetalists Sunn O))) (pronounced sun).

I hate Lars so much what a d-bag he makes me want to listen to F.W.T.B.T. (I Dream of Lars Ulrich Being Thrown Through the Bus Window Instead of My Mystikal Master Kliff Burton) all day long!

rip cliff burton

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Lars-Inger

It's an unknown cureture who lives in the forest and hunts children to get them naked! Lars-Inger is an animal who have a brain like humans but not like that smart who we are. Lars-Inger likes potatoes and kid vaginas and kid dicks.

Lars-Inger means pervert.. and it means many other things you don't want to know...

Kev Lar

Kev Lar is a totally hetro man who likes to trigger liberals.

Those liberals hate to debate Kev Lar on the facts because they know he's right and his logic like his name are bulletproof.