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When you fall and you fold up over your face.
Rob Dyrdek: Thats what you call the lawn chair when you fold over your facelike that.
Kid falling-
Texas slut: Man, that guy just did a lawn chair!
SoCal skank: That was gnarly!
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To eat the hair out of the asshole
Dude last night I lawnmowed that girl no mess no hairs. That was a good lawn mowing.
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The unthinking liberal mind that is as useless as a pink hunk of plastic out in your lawn. Talking to the plastic may get you further, it has more intelligence...
You are a #LawnFlamingo and talking to you is a waste of time. Lawn flamingo is a useless hunk of plastic...
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1. a game created for sole use at parties in which you hate everyone there and would like a good excuse to throw darts at them.
1. "Where are you going?"
"Off to Gary's house, gonna play some lawn darts and hope he gets hit.
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Euphemism for feces. The product of taking a shit. Refers to fecal matter left in a dry environment, usually grass.
Andrian went to get the mail and slipped on a lawn trout.
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The proper response to something extremely lesbian and/or incomprehensible, due mainly to the speaker being extremely high.
"i lovee yu miss sex face , yu have the sexyest sex face i have EVER seen * just jizzed * ... HMM awkword ..... la la la. . naughty naughty ,"
"LOL the lawn , !"
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to shave off pubic hair or to trim to the desired length
I feel a lot better now that I mowed the lawn!
Did you mow the lawn earlier?
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