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legit mistress

noun: a person that is sexually Involved with another person who is still legally married but also separated or pending a divorce from their spouse.

The wife and I are getting divorced and I’m dating this smoking hot millennial, she’s my legit mistress.

by Bearded bandit from outerspace December 17, 2019


A legit dialogue

When two people argue about something out of the ordinary.

Tim: Half life 3 isn't confirmed
Tom: Stfu! Our names have 3 letters, illuminate has a triangle, triangles have 3 sides therefore Half life 3 is confirmed.
Katey: Damn, you guys are having a legit dialogue

by j mellow June 16, 2015


Florus Legit

A phrase you may use when asking a serious question about how truthful a statement is.

Matt: "i got tickets to the MCR concert man!"

Johnny: "Like Legit dude."

Matt: "Fuckin Florus Legit Bro!"

Brendan: "Yuuus!"

by DeathwishJC January 26, 2010

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legit pisser

A person so ugly and nasty that one would rather piss on its face than have sex with it.

Darla is a legit pisser.

by Will Herrick January 15, 2007

23πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


pone legit

N. A truly great pwn. Pwnage so awesome, it is legit.

dude your pwning was totally legit
Haha! PONE LEGIT!

by Liz Egbert December 22, 2006

15πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


too legit

Cool. Used by MC Hammer a lot.

See legit.

MC Hammer - Too Legit to Quit

"Yo, dig my shoes, ain't they jus' too legit?"

by R4JC July 27, 2004

20πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


legit fake

really 100% guaranteed fake

A: I bought this diamond ring from the store for $9999.99 only
B: sorry, but this is legit fake

by legit dictionary November 9, 2015

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