Half Lincoln

When you are trying to give someone an Abe Lincoln (dropping a load on a girls chin, spreading it from ear to ear and sprinkling it with fresh cut pubic hair) but for some reason you can't complete the task.

Ie; lack of pubic hair or girl wakes up after load is shot.

Jay: "Yo bro, I went to bust out the Abe Lincoln on that skank I brought home last night, but the bitch pulled back and wiped her chin after I dropped my baby batter. Just another half Lincoln."

Kevin: "You sneaky son of a bitch, haha. Don't worry man, there is always next time. I recommend keeping a bag of cut pubes on the nightstand to avoid any delay."

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Lincoln Drinkin'

To buy/get intoxicated off of alcohol on which you spent $5 or less, usually for college students that have nearly blown their booze budget.

"Shit, I spent almost all of my money on that Gentleman Jack. I guess I'll be Lincoln Drinkin' until payday. Again."

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Lincoln logged

To be sodomized by a large black penis.

Quote "Were going to take you White Boys down to Oakland City jail were your all going to get Lincoln Logged"

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Lincolns mistake

US President Abraham Lincoln is known to have freed the slaves.
Used for blacks

"it was Lincolns mistake that robbed my store".

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abe lincoln

First, you shave your girl's cooter(save the pube cache). Go to town on that nicely shaven mound and when you're about to blow, pull out and splatter it on her chin, then sprinkle her shaved pubes onto her face, like you're tar and feathering her.

I gave Anne the old Abe Lincoln last night. I broke my leg jumping off the balcony making my escape.

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Abe Lincoln

When you shave your pubes and blow a load on your girfriend/boyfriends face after getting head and trowing them on the face.

Doug gave Austin an Abe Lincoln

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Lincoln Hat

This is when a peice of shit is stuck to the top of your helmet after anal sex

Dude, I pounded this chick in the cornhole and when I pulled out I had a Lincoln Hat on my mule.

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