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cod liver oil

A seven-letter word: torture. It's usually forced by parents in order to have their kids get the vitamin A they need for them to grow. It instead tastes like urine when the liquid form is taken.

I was forced to take cod liver oil for a few years, and it was absolute torture. Thankfully I do not need to do this anymore.

by The Real Driller September 23, 2022


Sir Osis of Liver

A world-renowned and highly-esteemed hepatologist.

I seem to recall during our last session, Sir Osis of Liver,
that you had warned me against the dangers of drinking vodka for breakfast. Do you think we could go over that again?

by whimzzical May 28, 2010

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scalded me liver

A phrase that expresses shock when the hot food or drink (esp. tea) did not burn your mouth but on swallowing feels like it scalded your insides/oesophagus/liver, often from eating too eagerly.

"Argh! Just scalded me liver!" (preferably said in a Yorkshire accent after a gulp of tea or swallowing hot pasty).

"Careful, you'll scald yer liver!" (a warning to someone with little self control with hot food/drink, usually a child).

by tealady May 3, 2007

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liver and onions brawd

down to earth

She doesn't ask for much she is a liver and onions brawd.

by corvus808 June 26, 2009

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liver king out

someone who doesn’t want to text

it was nice talking to u but liver king out

by queen air June 16, 2022

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Give me your liver

Mario

*Knock**Bust open door*
Mario:GIVE ME YOUR LIVER *reaches hand out*

by hElPiMlOsInGmYbRaInCeLlS March 13, 2022


Mario steals your liver

A underrated meme that should be more appreciated.
Although it's unfunny, its good.

3 days until Mario steals your liver!
Hey motherfucker! Come here and give me your liver!

by March 13, 2022