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28-year-old singer, lyricist and the most humble person to ever walk on Earth. Born in Doncaster, Louis auditioned for the X factor and was later put in One Direction. After splitting up, the boys went in different directions. Louis wanted to find his own sound after releasing bangers like Back to you, Miss You, Just like You and Just hold on which is why it took him so long to release his debut album (Walls, out 31st Jan 2020) Tomlinson is the most beautiful person you'll ever find inside and outside. He treats his fans like they're his everything (which is mutual) and won't take shit if you trash him. His strong persona inspires many people and he has saved many lives by just existing. He goes on tour March 2020! Be sure to buy the tickets!
A: "Walls is a banger oh my god"
B: "That's Louis Tomlinson for you!"
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he is the one with cheekbones who the prince(harry styles) is in love with. louis writes multiple gay anthems such as only the brave. he has a fake girlfriend Eleanor calder. but don’t let her deceive you. there are multiple versions of el. louis is THE sweet creature
“hey did you hear louis tomlinsons song defenseless got to no. 1 on apple music worldwide charts?”
“yea omg it’s so good. isn’t he dating that curly haired lad from one direction?”
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The fish from the absolute BANGER of a song 'adore you' sung by Harry styles.
Louis tomlinson is the fish.
boom.
done
Person: Hey, whats the name of the fish in the adore you music video
Me : oh its Louis the fish. Also known as Louis Tomlinson
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Louis Friend is an anagram for IRON SULFIDE which is also known as fool's gold. This name was used in the movie The Silence of the Lambs, as the name Dr Hannibal Lector told the Senator Ruth Martin was Buffalo Bills real name. ( if these names make no scene to you i suggest you read or watch The Silence of the Lambs).
Dr Hannibal Lector; His name is Louis Friend, he was referred to me by my patient Benjamin Raspil.....
Senator; *listening Intently*
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Louis 'TomLEGENDSON' Tomlinson: master of making an awkward situation more awkward. When One Direction appeared on the Xtra Factor after bandmate Harry Styles (17) kissed host Caroline Flack (32), Louis didn't dissapoint Directioners by bringing up the awkward subject.
Olly: How does it feel to to back?
Harry: It feels nice..walking around the corridors..it's really nice.
Caroline: So you just like walking around corridors?
Louis: I think he's quite nervous around you.
Olly: Which girl do you fancy the most, Harry?
Louis (interjecting): Caroline
Girl: Did you see that Xtra Factor interview with One Direction?
You: Yes! Louis should switch his name to Louis TomLEGENDson!
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Crushing up a pill(Vicodin, Molly etc...) and putting in a damp paper towel. Than inserting paper towel into ones anus.
Oh shit I'm all fucked up! I Mont-Louied a molly 20 minutes ago and its got me feeling some type a way!
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