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When you're doing your girlfriend, you take her arm, break it, shove it up her ass, then take a crap in her mouth and tape it shut.
Ow, I just got Australian Lumberjacked, now I need a Band-Aid
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when you poop in a girls mouth, then chop it down like a tree with your dick.
Carter gave your mom an angry lumberjack. He yelled Timber before he was done.
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When a person gives you a handjob with sand paper.
Oh my god I got the best bloody lumberjack the other day guys, it was amazing! Except I'm in pain.
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When a man is receiving oral sex from a "large" woman whilst pouring maple syrup all over her head and body.
News reporter: Earlier this evening, it was reported that a man's penis was bitten off by his partner while he was giving her "The lumberjack breakfast". all the female partner had to say was, "I thought i was at Denny's."
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When a man dresses as Adolf Hitler, kidnaps a jewish person, and finds a unlucky female victim. The jew is killed and stuff in the womens anal cavaity and the man dressed up as Hitler shits in her mouth, sews it shut and with the extra shit A hitler moustache is drawn on the females face.
Woman: Why are you dressed up as Hitler?
Man: Im about to go kidnap a jew and shove him directly up your ass...
Woman: Im up for new experiances!
Man: Good and than im going to shit in your mouth and rub it all on your face
Woman: Yes please! i love German Lumberjack!
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Traditional Lumberjack: is the term used for a sex position in which two male parties pull one another in and out of a third party similar to the Eiffel Tower.
They decided to try the Traditional Lumberjack to spice things up.
The act of using maple syrup as lube during anal sex, then after ejaculating your partner pushes it out over a stack of flapjacks.
Dan became hungry during intercourse so he decided to have a lumberjack special for breakfast.