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A term for the male reproductive organ (penis)
Open your legs sweet cheeks, you've got a meeting with the Lunch Inspector
Thanks a lot Michelle Obama...
school lunch is essentially made up of food that even dollar tree would refuse to sell. Regularly consisting of overcooked soggy chicken patty between a bun that dates back to the paleolithic age... BUT WAIT, THERES OTHER OPTIONS TOO!
-a hamburger thats probably has more yeast then the bun itself... why is it dark purple?
-mashed potatoes that literally STICK TO THE BOTTOMS OF THE TABLES, word of advice... never touch down there.
-fruit that smells more meaty than the actual meat, but is in the end just improperly stored fruit so it tastes ok i guess...
-raw vegetables stolen from the rabbits at PetSmart, i heard that someone found a dead roach in the brocolli once
-mac and cheese thats more watery than retirement home coffee, and is somehow greenish in tinge some days
-the hot dog is actually ok... suspiciously ok...
-i've never actually eaten the school's pizza before, but people seem to like it so i guess its ok
-nacho cheese that stinks up the whole cafeteria and smells like rat piss mixed with an old woman's pad
in conclusion, do what i do and just pack your own damn lunch, because trust me eating that crap will probably give you a brain tumor or something
Miguel: boy oh boy do i love school lunch... but recently i got this weird dark splotch on my skin
Mikhail: i did too maybe it was something in the school lunch hamburgers...
(they both died 2 days later of the bubonic plague)
Spending 25 minutes of your life each day eating undercooked food and trading things in your lunch
Yo this school lunch is undercooked
A sexual encounter usually during the mid-day. Usually during lunch time, one would leave work or school to meet someone for a "quickie" then return to work or school. Hence the term "Bagged" lunch
1) Meeting Leah for a bagged lunch today.
2) Heading home today for a bagged lunch.
3) Just had a bagged lunch with a co-worker.
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Putting your scrotum in a girls mouth. Same as a tea-bag, but it just stays in there.
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the act of being to expensive for the quality of means.
Bro, your acting like your school lunch right now. Just like how i don't want to pay three dollars for a soggy chicken sandwich.
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When a person is socially out of sync during the present gathering . This tern is NOT : degrading or contemptuous to the person out of sync . This is also a SLANG term .
1. A person is off topic .
2. Not cluing in to what a particular conversation is about .
The next person will reply in a humorous tone of voice "pack-a-lunch"
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