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the chinese way of saying
"your crotch smells"
guy eating girls pussy out
guy: una maga chow high
girl: gets pissed and leaves
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When a Trump supporter, usually a man, poses as a liberal on Tinder so he get more dates an ultimately have sex with liberal girls. Post sex, however, he divulges to her that he did in fact vote for Trump. This was the result of so many women saying “swipe left if you voted for Trump” on Tinder.
How did your date last night go?
Pretty good, until I gave her the ol’ MAGA Switch then she slapped me!
A significant day in history on 11/08/2022 where a pending extreme election landslide for American republicans referred to as a red wave, where a rare event called the blood moon has occured, that is conincidantally the same time as the witching hour (3am). A blood moon signals the falling of a king where power is given to the people, a Republican form of government, hence the Republicans taking power.
This is no ordinary blood moon, but the MAGA moon
A Typical Proud Boy more like Poor Boys going apeshit and acting like a "Chuck Norris" but, Doesn't have the balls to admit that Joe Biden won 2020. An Average Trump Supporter with Semi-Automatic Weapons, going downtown and shit and watch Donald Trump get his ass handed while getting a Free Blowjob and his Big Mac that he has left outside the D.C. Fridge for a week while watching "TMNT" on his 4K Television.
Oh-ho-ho-ho
Everyone was Gun Fu fighting
There MAGA Gun Fu Fighter was fast as lightning
In Fact, it was super freaking Frightening.
But They were shot with Expert Aiming.
There were fucky MAGA men from MAGAtowns
They were shooting them up, they were shooting them down
It's an ancient Donald Trump art and every maga knew their part
From a crazy into trigger and a flicking from the hipster.
Everyone was Gun Fu fighting
There MAGA Gun Fu Fighter was fast as lightning
In Fact, it was super freaking Frightening.
But They were shot with Expert Timing.
There was a MAGA BOB and Freedom Fighter Charles
He said, "Here comes the Donald Trump, let's get it on"
We took a shit and made a stand, started aiming with his head
A sudden motion made me slip, now we're into a brand new ship.
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The complete and total removal of any and all influence exerted by the MAGA cult.
The government functions the way it was meant to now that all 3 branches and the media have all been de-MAGA-natized and we can all finally work with the same set of facts
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Maga Force. V. The smell and noise left after the right winger leaves from ones arse and mouth while bearing down and nothing happens, yet the unwashed stink while wearing a red hat is all that remains after blaming others for the tight anal sphincter.
Billy Joe Jimbob Looks stuffed up like he had a hard time going since his trip to DC, now he's trying Maga Force to push, while blaming Biden for all his problems since his January 6th trial. He smells like he hasn't wash his ass in months.
Do you even really need a fucking definition for what these involuntary celibates are? It's pretty self-explanatory ffs.
Holy shit there's a lot of SWM (Single White MAGA) on the Facebook tonight talking about what they'd do the first time they see a non-digitalized vagina