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A Max is a person who typically shags their cat named penny between 10-11 on a Tuesday morning.
Your a Max, you stupid cat owner
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A boy, normally a senior, who had many talents, such as, music/jazz, acting, singing, dancing, ninja, and many more. he is VERY VERY sexy and has black hair. Not extremely tall but its hot all the same. He is a pot head, and smokes plenty a hookah. He doesn't care what anyone thinks and is very awkward. also, he is very funny and slightly annoying. Likes Taco bell and Tropical Smoothie and will never be caught without the following; a bong, a guitar, a bass, drum sticks, his brown satchel, a hangover/ drunkenness, a sexy silly smile.
Friend 1:Dude, I am SO hungry. Lets find Max and go to Taco Bell.
Friend 2:Cool, then he can play us that song about cocaine on the guitar/ukelele.
Friend 1:Oh yeah awesome! then, at 4:20 we can all get high together?
Friend 2:DEF!
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A sexy bisexual guy, always out for a good time, but can be horribly awkward.
Can't give up on his friends, as hopeless as they are, and even if he says he does, within a couple of days, hes back.
Usually scrawny, and easily taken advantage of. Goofy grins all around~ Doesn't much like energy drinks, but give him a soda any day.
Most say he would be a awesome boyfriend, but hes very nervous and anxious around some people, and takes awhile to be comfortable with someone. If somethings bothering him, its not unusual for him to hide out alone, and for not many people to notice.
Has his best times with people who are more outgoing than him.
1.) " Yeah, Max comforted me last night... I don't know how many things he can take. He doesn't seem to have people that /he/ can rely on."
" Eh, its how he is. Not like he has any problems anyhow."
2.) Max: *chuckles, giving a small smile* Ah, Sorry. I'm a bit out of it today...
Sam: I would expect so. *laughs out loud* I just woke you up~! * is standing outside, poking head through his room's window*
Max: What, is it like, 2 AM?
Sam: YESH. NOW, get a shirt on, and lets go! *leans in to nip his cheek, then jumps back out onto the yard*
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doing something to the extreme and it usually pisses people off
see this comic explaining to the MAX
http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Rob/tape.png
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What the fuck are you doing searching my name on urban dictionary you fucking stalkers
Get the fuck off Max on urban dictionary you internet stalkers
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Max is a short person that gets girls by showing off his large penis. He plays a lot of gay games on his macbook and watches too much gay ass tik tok. In class he also watches a lot of youtube and doesn't really do his work. Even though Max doesn't get good grades but he's smart in his own way. He watches porn. His humor is only funny because his voice and face. He usually is medium tanned and super asian and white at the same time.
Your so cool, like a Max
Max is so cool, he can get any girl like Maimi
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