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Because the girl is so dry the male puts a spring water filled condom in the girl. Puts his finger in it and pops it. Releasing all the water in her makes it easy for pentetration. Before he bust he takes out and cums on top of her nipples, looking like the snow capped mountians of Mt. Fuji.
Hes wife was so dry and horny he gave her a Mt. Fuji Splugi and was the happiest man on earth.
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When one is using the toilet and poops, the poop falls directly under the anus of the person on the toilet and the water in the toilet shoots straight into the person's anus.
I used the Mt. Pleasant Bidet, of course!
An advanced sexual practice where the female is on here period. You start by putting the female on her head(vagina facing up) and proceed to have intercourse for at least an hour. All the blood will build up and sink to the bottom of her vaginal cavity. You then tell her to contract her vaginal cavity causing the blood to ooze out. Then you have just preformed The Mt Red Rushmore
“Hey babe, it’s that time of the month, wanna do The Mt Red Rushmore?”
When one deffacates into a females mouth thus causing the female to gag from all the shit going down her throat. The shit sliding down the side of the mouth and, mixed with throw up gives it the effect as if though lava is flowing out of an erupted volcano.
When my girlfriend pissed me off I gave her a Mt. Saint Helen. She shut the fuck up real quick!!
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A piece of shit snowboarding hill, not only was it a trash dump before it was a snowboard and ski "resort" also they won't let you go upsidedown??? They might've made some improvements this year but they still charge more for a season pass then the real resorts out in Colorado, Oregon, Cali, anywhere else......
Mt. Holly MI is a shithole
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The rise and fall of glucose levels in response to a diabetic injecting insulin in anticipation of eating a sugary snack.
Good thing I injected those extra units of insulin before having those donuts. I just visited Mt Hood.
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Mount Airy, NC. What a beautiful city, that's if you plan on retiring there. If you're planning to raise children you might as well drive 30 minutes south to winston-salem Where the only thing fun to do for teenagers is go to the mall or for the little kids is Chuck E. Cheese. A town only known for Andy Griffith. No seriously there is nothing else this town has to be proud of, they have a playhouse, a museum and a statue as small as this town in the same vicinity. Oh yeah and the autumn leaves festival, an event that happens every year on the first day of fall on main street where you can't take two steps without bumping into someone else walking in the opposite direction as you. There are barely any black people in this town, the black people here are so close it's basically like they're related. You could literally stand anywhere in town and still see Pilot Mountain.
Person 1: Where are you from?
Person 2: Mt. Airy, NC
Person 1: Where?
Person 2: You know that town Andy Griffith is from?
Person 1: No
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