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My Friend Roger

A guy you speak to everyday for three years online and played Genshin Impact.

My Friend Roger was always so nice and mained Tartaglia.

by percyjacksonjasongrace25 July 28, 2023


My Right Honourable Friend

English Parliamentary translation of 'This fucking prick'

Used often during heated Parliamentary procedure in the UK

Him: I believe the free market should dictate the Education system
Me: I have heard the opinion of My Right Honourable Friend and I respectfully disagree

Could My Right Honourable Friend please stop interrupting the current procedure.

by wombledomble September 9, 2019


Charlie my SPECIAL FRIEND

Small, Amazing and my green heart Charlie is the best and I love him more than olives Charlie Taylor doesn't like him tho cos he is a knob and can snog angel in a tree

Charlie my SPECIAL FRIEND is a fabulous human

by Ieatolivesallday April 10, 2020


My friend Landon

Landon has been my friend for quite a while. As we have been friends we realized we have a ton in common. He has grown on me and i think i am in love lol. I want to tell him but he is in a relationship with his childhood crush. * i thought it was me. Guess what his gf hates me. I want to tell him but she'll kill me.

My friend Landon: Sup

Me: oh hey
His gf: why do you talk to her
My friend Landon: because i can and she is my friend😎
His gf: fine

My friend Landon: bye
Me: see ya *i wanted to tell him so bad

by Unknown#29 May 26, 2022


my friend

it can be a good guy who call you when he find diamonds, or a moth&rf*ck&r who stole YOUR diamonds.

YOU'RE NOT MY FRIEND ANYMORE YOU STOLE MY DIAMONDS!

by XingLingXong May 9, 2020


my friends

they basically don’t exist becuase my social life is falling apart đŸ„°đŸ–

i don’t have a sentence “my friends” it’s 12 am

by youdontsay November 10, 2019


My friends

Pfft... What friends?

My friends are non-existent

by MayaGreensleeves11 November 17, 2019