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sewing machine

A sexual act between a male and female in which the male enters his penis in both the female's vagina and anus in alternating fashion, much like the motion of a needle on a sewing machine.

Wanting to satisfy both of her holes, Bob gave Betty the sewing machine.

by Vee-nus June 12, 2008

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ATM machine

Abbreviation for automatic teller machine machine

by Anonymous September 10, 2003

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bean machine

see rice rocket - but with a Hispanic influence and/or driver. Found all over America, but more common in Texas and California, Honda Civics and similar cars are tricked out and ghetto-ized by more and more Mexicans and hispanics every day.

Cars are easily identified by hanging Mexican, Puerto Rican, Dominican, Guatemalan, etc. flags hanging from the rear-view mirror.

Guy 1) Man, did you see that rice rocket fly by with the 4 foot tall spoiler?
Guy 2) No bro - there was the red, white and green hangin - that was a bean machine.

by RMurphy February 5, 2007

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machine gun

To walk up behind a seated person, grab him by the ears and yell, "BRRRRRRR!!!!" while shaking his head vigorously for a few seconds. This is followed by a slap to the side of the head while yelling, "RELOAD!"

I was minding my own business watching pr0n on the computer when my roommate snuck up behind me and gave me a machine gun.

by Poppa Smurf January 3, 2007

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meme machine

1.Meme-propagating media, including - the internet, advertising, news media, or television show.

2.Something that creates a meme.

3.Cause of a social or cultural awareness.

4.Creator of knowledge about something which may not merit attention.

The reason why sheeple think 'Silent Shout' by The Knife was album of the year 2006, and that Arctic Monkeys are a great band. Why you know who (insert name of talentless nobody) is.

"The meme machine must've been in full affect to have influenced me into buying that awful U2 album with a naked, pre-pubescent, boy on the cover"

by Goatlips December 30, 2008

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On the washing machine

A form of masturbation for women, In which they turn the washing machine on the sit on it. Most likely used during the spin cycle. Which on an uneven load can cause the machine to vibrate more.

Sarah sure loves spending time on the washing machine.

by clapyourhands October 12, 2010

112๐Ÿ‘ 32๐Ÿ‘Ž


Wop Machine

Slang for the juul vaporizer.

Brotha 1: Yoo you tryna light up a boge right quick?
Brotha 2: Nah bruv my wop machine will get me just as nic ripped.

by Chill Jill May 23, 2017

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