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The Military Mafia is a gang which is comprised of hardened war veterans which engage in organized criminal activity. They specialize in murder for hire, extortion, high risk armed robberies, sophisticated burglaries as well as narcotics & firearms trafficking. They are currently operating in New York, Los Angeles, Las Vegas, Miami, Atlanta, Savannah, St. Louis, Detroit, Chicago, and Houston.
Members that represent this gang are expected to maintain military like discipline, appearance, and keep up to date with training in hand to hand combat, weapons, explosives, intelligence/counter intelligence , communications, medical skills, Urban Warfare tactics, and Close Quarters Battle skills.
They do allow non-military personnel into there ranks as soldiers but they too are expected to be trained and work under a former military crew leader. They must have been involved with current members (criminally) prior to their enlistment into the gang.
Ranks include:
Associate-----Low Ranking Soldier
Solider--------Soldier
Cpl-Of-Guard-Leader of team of Associates
Sgt-At-Arms--Leader of team of Soldiers
Captain-------Leader of 2 Crews of Sgt/Cpl and teams
Boss-----------Engages in business operations
Yo I heard Carlos shipment got licked??!?? Word them Military Mafia mother fucka's did him dirty.
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A group of mid thirties aged men and women who drive Honda Elements. Most members of this group have, or have had, child booster seats in the back.
This mafia is generally not dangerous, but is predisposed to swearing and giving time outs.
Still considered cool by youth standards. People who join are most often employed professionally, but have extracurricular activities in rock bands, fashion, local farming, and travel. The age of members is not easily recognized, as the hip demeanor off sets the appearance of under eye circles and presence of children.
The attempt of asking these individuals about their vehicle could cause you to become drawn into a long conversation about the "interesting features" of the Honda Element. Make sure you are prepared to listen, if you must inquire.
Many of these mafia members will go as far as licensing their vehicles with vanity plates with cute "toaster puns".
Extra caution should be taken.
I saw her orange Element the other day. She's one of the Toaster Mafia. Did you notice the matching license plate?
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A site where the objective is to spam the most in a chatroom, create make-believe friends over the internet, and compose bullshit theories about a game where a majority of victory is based on luck. Known for pissers who usually rage like hell, because points in an online game are all that they have in their miserable existence. This usually contributes to people committing suicide and/or falling into a coma and turning into a vegetable.
Birthplace of online gonorrhea.
lucidrains: Come to Epic Mafia for family fun, asshole!
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Kush Mafia; N- or for short "KM". Just a bunch of 15-16 year old stoner fags who think their cool because they smoke weed, roll and trip out to their fingers and go to parties like it's college but will eventually be too dumb and lazy to even make it in to one and will never get to experience the real thing. They are actually far from a mafia and not even close to being a gang because they're too pussy to do shit even if you diss their little group in front of them to their face. They reside in Burbank, California where the only thing a cop will do to you is give you a ticket for j-walking or riding a bike with out a helmet because nothing else goes on. They constantly argue like bitches over who's the leader of the "KM" before they take their first bong rip. Kids who watch a little too much "Friday". Some go to Burroughs High and you can usually find some of them playing hacky sack in the middle of the quad during lunch while they kiss Bob Marley picture in their binders.
Jack: Yea fool I just joined this sick ass mafia.
Bob: Oh really thats cool. By the way me and my friends are having a little kick back at my place with the ladys. I've got brew and then we might go dirt biking after the next day. You can come if you want.
Jack: Haha Naaaahhhhhh dawg ima go blaze fat at my homie Franks house. Kush Mafia nigga! Dont front!
Bob: Fag.
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The italian mafia is the first one which pops into the head of any one who hears the word "mafia". It is the only true mafia. The italian mafia, or the family (not cosanostra), are respected and loved by their people. A "mafioso" as some refer to them as,does his job to make the life of his people easier. Any crimal acts takin up by the mafia are done for the good of their people. Anyone who disturbes the italian deals with all of them. They are also experts of getting the job done, as long as no questions are asked. The one thing they frown upon in the mafia are snitches. "Never take sides against the Family", even though this was said by a movie character, this still applies. Mafioso's aren't criminals, they are problem solvers, and buisnessmen who make their people happy.
The "gangs" work only for themselves, the Italian Mafia works for their people
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A member of the LGBTQ plus community.
Originally from tictok
Person a: are you gay
Person b: no, but I am a member of the alphabet mafia, I'm pan!
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A term that refers to the LGBTQ+ community
Person 1: “hay are you a member of the alphabet mafia”
Person 2: “yasss queen”
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