Maggie

Maggie is a person who from the surface seems generally nice and normal but once you get to know her you realize how fucked up she is. She is a closeted whore who jumps from guy to guy like a secret ninja in the night. Maggie may not seem like a drug addict but she is. If Maggie asks to borrow some lunch money, chances are she will take it to go meet her crack dealer out front. Maggie lives under a rock in a small town just outside of civilization. She needs hot dogs and cocaine to survive.
If you take Maggie to a party chances are she will have some wild story for you after; that is if you don't have to rush her to the hospital for fucking someone to hard.

If you have sex with a Maggie she'll rip your dick off. Boys beware.

Girl: "OMG Maggie is so weird!"
Girl 2: "I thought she was really nice?"
Girl: "no no no! she lives in the middle of nowhere and all she wanted to do when I slept over was eat hotdogs"
Girl 2: "ew wtf.."

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Maggie

When a man slaps someone across the face with his dick.

This chick was giving me head when I decided to pull my dick out and give her a Maggie.

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Maggie

A really gormless girl that is exceptionally stupid and deprived of intelligence. She has a very low IQ and is considered a complete waste of sperm.

Ughh she is such a Maggie

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Maggie

A young woman who after seeing Avatar in 3D became conflicted between her alliances with Earth or Pandora. While thinking of ways to travel to space to join "her" native people, she has become infatuated with creating a new graphic sex scene for the movie Avatar. Unfortunately for men, Maggie is an extremely attractive girl, but refuses to give it up in hopes that her pony tail will grow alien DNA so she can pro-create on Pandora. Maggie currently lives in her uncles basement with her two cats while she finalizes plans for the space-craft she has named "Big Tony."

Frank: "I heard some lady has seen Avatar 40 times this month."
Ted: Ohhhhh damn, she is definitely a Maggie!

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Maggied

1) A place where nerds gather to insult each other and act like idiots.

2) An expression of Ego. "I rule at Maggied".

3) An act of conglomeration, an induction in to a nerdish society of super-dweebs. "You've been maggied."

egoegotisticnerd

Maggied is hetero, everything else is unhetero.

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maggie

A magnifying glass.

Give me that maggie, will ya? I can't read this stuff!

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Maggie

The biggest bitch in the world. Totally conceited. Used as an insult.

I hate Jaycee, she's such a Maggie!

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