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This term applies to people who take multiples of pictures combined with angles, filters and settings to capture the right picture to hide all the imperfections that they see or think others will.
There is no written example of "selfie magic", you know who you are.
The incredible power a boyfriend has to make his girlfriend happy.
"You make everything better" -girlfriend
"Thats my job. Its called boyfriend magic."
A token black guy in films who fills the stereotype of being impossibly old, wise and sometimes able to actually perform magic. Usually the magical negro is there to give guidance to the main white hero, which may explain why the magical negro stereotype is most popular in movies geared toward a white audience.
Some examples of recent popular negros are:
Chef from South Park, Morgan Freeman, Oracle from the Matrix and Barack Obama.
Some non- black magical negros:
Mr. Miyagi, Jackie Chan, Pai Mei
Hero: Oh no! I have to defeat my enemy and save the world from certain destruction!
Abraham: don' worry chile, im a wise ole sage heeuh tah help ya through alla yo struggles.
Hero: Thank you magical negro, I suddenly feel a lot better. See you at the end of the movie! (walks off to begin quest)
Abraham: crazy chile' (smiles and shakes head reminescing, then disappears in a cloud of smoke)
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When you fold a woman’s sloppy beef curtains back into her Vagina to make them disappear, and then you fuck her.
Hey baby, would you like to try the magic curtain?
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that thing that can make a guy off the street sound like Chris Brown, or some woman sound like Mariah Carey. That's why singers always sound better on CD than live on-stage.
Guy: Sometimes I wonder why singers always sound different on CD than in real person.
Guy2: Well that's because of studio magic. It can make anybody sound like they sing good. Even insert famous singer here.
Guy: Meanwhile the regular people with real singing talent are practically living in their cubicles or can't get a break.
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crack in the form of cards
it will consume you....
"I just got a sweet new pack of mtg"
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A charlatan of epic proportions, theif, scoundrel, deciever, con-man, master of the dark arts, possible Warlock. Regularly tries to swindle you into buying broken cell phones. Always asks if you have money, if you want to go to McDonalds, or if you want anything from Perrys. Never give it money because it will be wasted on fatty cakes.
Pear-shaped, scumstache, wears dumb DC hat, always tilts it in a rediculous and dishonorable fashion. Blazer is vinyled with stupid silk screen designs, and shirts are always cheezy.
Believes to know martial arts, but is actually just a fat douche bag who who assumes a koala-like stance when challenging uninterested people to "spar".
Has disdain for Criss Angel and David Blaine, probobly because they are in 2nd and 3rd place in the magical asshole contest of America.
When asked to be in a movie, the Magic Kid declined, and stated that his "agent" should be contacted first. He proudly gave his agents number out, and he was called. But it was found that his agent was not in the best of health. In fact, his agent was in ICU. When the Magic Kid was told, he gave a smile and laughed his fat little fucking ass off.
Claims to be payed 200 dollars an hour to perform magic at a local pub, when one of the waiters was asked about this, he laughed and said the Magic Kid only comes around and hits on the women at the pub, and is never taken seriously, usually laughed at as a matter of fact. Not payed 200 dollars an hour.
Frequently picked on and photoshopped onto hilarious pictures. Pretends it doesnt effect him, but will most eventually lead him to shoot up his entire video class with a submachine gun or wand.
Douchebag.
"I am the Magic Kid, I am a fucking faggot."
"Hey Malik, do you have any money? Oh wait sorry, I really didn't mean to be like the Magic Kid right there, please forgive me."
"People who know magic should be burned at the stake because of people like the Magic Kid."
"Fuck you, Magic Kid"
"One day I was sparring with my sensei..." - Magic Kid
"Who does the Magic Kid think he is? Marky Mark?" - Jim Helmer
"He looks more like a big pear to me..." - Jim Helmer
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