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1. This maneuver is the act of a person who leaves the computer, especially during a serious situation or where that person may be needed, without announcement of 'brb' or any warning that he or she is departing for a lengthy period of time.
2. An engrossing conversation is transpiring and the person is engaged in the debate but then after minutes pass by and people are waiting on his response, there's no signs of life and methods show the person has been away from the keyboard for some time or doing something else while others wait. Several minutes to hours later, the person who has performed the Emmerich Maneuver will often type in 'back' as if to say he had declared all along he was gone.
Verb: Emmerich, Emmeriching
Noun: Emmerich Maneuver, Emmeriching
Past Tense: Emmeriched
Antonym: Actually using 'afk', 'brb', 'bbiaf'
<Sephiroth> Did Hal pull an emmerich maneuver again?
<Larxene> I think he emmeriched about 3 hours ago
"I think hal is about to emmerich."
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The act of sticking your nose into a vagina instead of eating it.
Rosie started squirting everywhere when Lucas nosenhoover maneuvered her.
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If someone is distressed or in a panic you give them a beer and they will be fine.
"What's wrong with Jerome?"
"His girlfriend broke up with him."
"Quick! Give him the Heineken maneuver
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a critical error in driving in which the instructor may mark you on literally anything -- failure to look at blindspot, not signaling, and such.
Boy: Mom, I got DQ'd for making a dangerous maneuver.
Mom: What for?
Boy: For not looking at my blindspot early/late enough, though I did look at it.
Mom: That's outrageous! That means the instructors can mark you on that at anytime be it early or late.
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A Hoover Maneuver is when a man tries to give himself a blow job with a vacuum cleaner.
Malcom had to go the hospital last night as a result of an injury sustained during a Hoover Maneuver.
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Elevating ones genitals above a toilet seat to avoid contact with the bowl.
Astronauts were taught the York maneuver to avoid having their scrotum sucked into the vacuum of a zero-gravity toilet.
Right before your about to cum you get on a razor scooter and skrrt past your girlfriend and cumshot into her mouth.
Im about to commit The Drive By Maneuver