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When a guy has a male flatmate who offers to cook him a mango curry in return for felatio or other sexual acts. Different ingredients are code words for specific acts.
Iain, don't make plans for tonight, I'm making mango curry.
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A thick light skinned bad bitch with big titties.
Look at that Redbone Mango girl.
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A situation in which a female partner encroaches a single or set of testicles in very cold temperatures. It is often compared to a cold mango seed.
She burst into a smile when I offered my cold mango.
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(noun) A male gamer that hears a female gamer speak via microphone on a public server and proceeds to act childish and annoying to attract their attention. Usually a Crispy Mango tries to act cute and say nice things to the female in order to woo her, but to everyone else he is just an annoying tool that probably has never spoken to another female other than their mother.
(Halo Matchmaking)
Female: Oh yea! Overkill, bitches!
Crispy Mango: *OMG A GURL* Oh hey! Yea good job. You’re so good at this game. You must play a lot, huh? Btw you have a nice voice. Do you sing? We should sing Disney songs together! “I can show you the world!”
Female: wut…
Everyone else: omg dood, stfu go capture the flag noob!
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A phrase used to describe the presence of male ejaculate on or around the mouth, commonly as a result of oral sex.
I took that bitch back to my house last night and made her a mango smoothie.
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A person practicing monogamy and or unfamiliar with polyamorous culture and practices. Usually used by the polyamorous internet community. Rather than derogatory, this is most often used as a term of endearment for friends, family and allies of polyamorous individuals.
My sister is super mango mouse, but bless her heart… she’s trying to be supportive.
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A Urushiol outbreak on ones genitals similar to a poison ivy outbreak caused by receiving oral sex immediately after your wife eats a mango too close to its skin.
Dude my wife ate a mango and sucked my dick right after....apparently if you eat a mango too close it it’s skin, it can cause a poison ivy like outbreak around the lips...now I got mango dick and it’s dry and itchy man what the fuck did I do to deserve this shit