have fingers in many pies

To be involved in multiple businesses.

When I grow up, I want to have fingers in many pies. Rich people often have fingers in many pies.

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How many jugs?

A measure of how drunk one needs to be before having sex with a person. Also used to define how attractive said person is. Usually used in a bar or club by males. The higher the number of jugs, the more drunk one needs to become, hence the less attractive the person is.

Kyle: See that chick over there, how many jugs?
Tim: Not really my type but... 2.

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have fingers in many pies

Fig. to be involved in too many things; to have too many tasks going to be able to do any of them well.

I'm too busy. I have my finger in too many pies; He have fingers in many pies.

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Many hands make lite of work

When many people come together to do a task or tasks and it is made easier because of the unity.

My friends ,family and neighbors came to help me finish building my house and the many hands make lite of work.

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How many beans make 5?

It's a British sort of joke phrase such that when asked the reply or answer is:

Bean, bean, bean and a half, half a bean and a bean.

My father used to ask me this when I was young and it was told to me as,

"Two beans, a bean and a half, half a bean and a bean."

After looking at various sources trying to figure out why anyone started saying this at all, I came across many versions. They all seem to contain most of the following parts in some arrangement: two beans, a bean, bean and a half and half a bean. I decided on this version because if listen you can hear the rhythm like a poem.

"Bean, bean, bean and a half, half a bean and a bean."

Oddly about 1 in 5 of the answers didn't actually add up to 5 beans.

The father turned to his little boy and asked, "How many beans make 5?" To which his son replied with great enthusiasm,
"Bean, bean, bean and a half, half a bean and a bean!"

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How many goats are YOU worth?

The estimated value of one's daughter, often before being sent off to marriage.

Father: How many goats are YOU worth?

Daughter: ...Well, maybe, 3 goats... and perhaps a sheep or cow?

Father: What is this, prostitution?!? I will take no less than 13 goats, 2 cows, and a sheep! Do you understand? Find a rich man who will comply.

Daughter: ...Oh, oh-ohk...

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how many beers would it take?

a game popularized by Phil Hendrie.
You rate women based on how much alocohol/drugs it would take to fuck
them

pam anderson = 0 beers
your girlfriend = 10 beers
My girlfriend = 1/2 a keg
Hillary Clinton = heroin

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