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Marco

A person that is not beast and he's just Marco.

I'm not beast I'm just Marco

by pinkcake May 17, 2011

14๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


Marco

To Fail at an Epic Level

"you're such a Marco", "You just Marcoed",

by leet_haxxor_67 April 6, 2009

49๐Ÿ‘ 115๐Ÿ‘Ž


Marco

Marco is an Italian masculine given name of Etruscan and Latin origin, derived from Marcus. It derives from the Roman god Mars.

A disappointment, any woman/gay man that has had the pleasure of meeting a Marco will tell you that they were utterly disappointed. Marco's lack of social skills and his complete inability to speak to potential lovers/partners, ruthlessly affect his odds of ever finding love. If this wasn't enough to frighten away the Men, Woman and all other 74 obscure genders that he is attracted to, then any person that has somehow fallen for his deceitful schemes will find out that Marco in fact, also has a little penis.

Any Marco is normally known to be quite the creep, seeing as they find it funny and entertaining to peep on other people and sometimes like to take photos. This all can be quite therapeutic for a Marco as it takes his mind off his Intermittent explosive disorder (A Psychotic Rage Problem), so peeping and creeping on people usually helps to control this, but even that most of the time... Is not enough.

However, when tamed a Marco can make a good simp that you can easily manipulate into doing things that he doesn't want to do. Sad but true, this is the only positive side to knowing a Marco.

Marco is good at hitting up people's exes.

Marco, hey isn't that the guy who hit up every girl at our school and all of those other schools?

Girl 1: OMG Marco sent me a picture of his penis.
Girl 2: Nice one! Was Marco's penis large?
Girl 1: When I first looked at it, I thought it was child porn.
Girl 2: That bad huh?
Girl 1: :/

by SmolPPlover April 8, 2020

3๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Marco

Ugly ass nigga that doesn't get bitches, and his group of friends say he's the gayest in the group. #marcoisgay

Marco is gay

by Bigdickdaddy March 30, 2017

8๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


marco

vi. - 1. to provoke, through not fault of one's own, the worst possible reaction from someone. 2. to cause someone to react in a argumentative, defensive and childish manner 3. to be blamed for causing a situation by the person at fault.

I told my coworker I didn't appreciate him stealing my ideas and taking credit for them, and he told me I was being a jerk. I guess I marco-ed him.

by yoshinozoku February 5, 2010

18๐Ÿ‘ 40๐Ÿ‘Ž


Marcos

Gay ass hole who takes it up the ass hole, faggot, homosexual, likes rough butt sex.

Look at that marcos, i would never wanna be a marcos in my life.

by MLUCASACTVF March 25, 2010

152๐Ÿ‘ 461๐Ÿ‘Ž


Marco

A rocker who listens to Christina Aguilera, Eurovision Songs, and bubblegum pop, and also says that Evanescence are goth.

Seen in maltese gaybars wearing cheap clothes.

Looks like Claudette Pace.

by baa baa black sheep have you any wool April 14, 2005

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