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A boring ass town near Disgusta, Georgia. Filled with prostitutes, skanks, whores, MILFs, and fat people using scooters at Wal-Mart. Its crime rate is as high as fuck. Only arrogant ass bitches live there. Nobody else.
There was a MILF teacher over in Martinez, Georgia who got arrested for having sex with a minor.
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Melanie Martinez a goddess between us mortals she’s a multi-talent queen who we all Stan and if u don’t u ugly
Amy have u herd about the new Melanie Martinez album
Yes I’m so excited she’s it’s gonna be fangtastic
monster high reference
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The best music artist ever 😊 u can't change my mind and she did not rape anyone🤬🤬she is the best 🤭🤭🤭her songs are like drugs , addictive in a good way😍😍😍💗💗love u melanie if u see this my name is Elia(Real name) or Lia i'm young but i love u my friends love u too 💗💗😍😍😍anyways she is the best💗💗💗😍😍😍🤭🤭🤭no one is changing my mind😊😊😊💕💕💕💕💕
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Eric Martinez is a mentally retarded flying cat.
Damn Eric Martinez looks stupid!
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The most dominant pitcher of his era, and one of the most dominant pitchers of all time. He'll blow a 93mph fast ball by you with one pitch, then laugh at you as you wiff on his 12mph change up. He's also one of the funniest and fearless players in the majors. He won't back down from anybody, not even an angry whale (see Don Zimmer)
Expos fan: "Man, I miss being able to go to the Big O and watch Pedro Martinez."
Red Sox fan: "I understand what you mean, I used to masturbate to him from on top of the green monster when he was on the mound."
Mets fan: "I wish he was still as good as he was when he played for you guys."
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a male who eats tacos for a living
luis martinez consumed all my tacos today
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An ubiquitious event in which the surname "Martinez" is blatantly understood by one another in a conversation between to men about baseball.
No example necessary {you know why.}
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