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A martini with what ever your heart desires. Any liquids will suffice (alcoholic if you will!). For bonus points, put a scoop of ice cream scoop in and yell "IT'S A FLOATER!!!111!!!"
Bob: Aw man! We have such random alcohols, what do we make??!!!
Marley: Bro, just make a freakbob martini!!!
Bob: Omg! You're so right, I'll even add a scoop of ice cream.
Marley: IT'S A FLOATER!!!!!111!!
when you spike someone's drink with viagra, it becomes a viagra martini
"He was rock solid for hours after I gave him a 50 milligram viagra martini."
I put a chunky booger in my friends beer so he could drink a polish martini.
A sexual act in which the tongue is inserted into a partner's ear. Usually the result of overenthusiastic foreplay and/or alcohol.
Sarah gave me a French Martini last night, that's why she's sleeping on the couch.
The stage in life where you sit on the back porch and drink a martini while owning 5 to 10 acres of land.
I'm about to retire think i'll settle down, get a little martini 5 or 10.
Billy Bob had too many K martinis down at the Grizzly Inn last night and slept with an opossum in the back of his Z71
Sexual act: cleansing your partner's perineum by repetitively tonguing the area between their anus and scrotum/vulva.
He always wants a second round after he cleans me up with a Flesh Martini.