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When a girl is struggling with pubic hair drastic action is required.
The man fills her clunge with martini (or other spirits) then instead of drinking from her excessively furry cup…. Lights a match and singes her carpet before entering her.
Roger : I went to see that girl last night that’s allergic to Razors.
TONY : What did you do?
Roger : I gave her a pink martini haircut
Tony : great shout, I bet she has a lovely smooth snatch now
A martini with 3 times the amount of olive juice compared to a dirty martini.
James Bond slapped the bartender after they game him a xxx martini because he hates olives.
Fabulous cocktail made of vodka, kahlua liquer and esspresso served in Funkey Monkey bar in Pilsen, Czech Rep.. It bears its name in honor of Columbia Pictures folks who enlightened bar life in Pilsen by teaching local bartenders how to prepare this delicious drink. (syn. Espresso Martini)
Bartender, 8 Columbia Martinis please!
A sexual act in which the tongue is inserted into a partner's ear. Usually the result of overenthusiastic foreplay and/or alcohol.
Sarah gave me a French Martini last night, that's why she's sleeping on the couch.
When you take a sip of a martini and do not swallow it and instead kiss your partner and swish the fluid between your mouths while you do it.
Welcome home sweety, Come here and give me some martini love!
when you spike someone's drink with viagra, it becomes a viagra martini
"He was rock solid for hours after I gave him a 50 milligram viagra martini."