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Mateo is the name given to streetball legends. If you know a Mateo, be grateful to god that he put one in your way. Mateo is the natural predator of Pablos. Although Mateos are quite common these days, you can identify a real OG Mateo from the rest because he:
-Has a big dick.
-His humor is elite.
-Is a streetball legend, 2k master and fortnite lord.
-Has the freshest memes.
-Owns a dope spotify playlist.
Watch out for Pablos, to avoid death they try to copy Mateos so most of fake Mateos are Pablos.
- Damn, he drained a 3 on my face!
- What do you expect? he's a Mateo
Someone who is pretty and cute as fuck. You can trust this person with your life! Never have you met such a caring and sweet person. They are so amazing, and you'll never find someone like this again!
You'll be forever grateful to have met a Mateo!!
Warning: this person has a lot of seasonal crushes
How grateful I am to have Mateo as a friend.
Mateo is so cute!
mateo my fav boy that i like alot but I don’t think he likes me back, or at least not as much as I like him. i miss him because i can’t see him at the moment but it’s okay, I’ll try and get over it even though i really can’t (im delusional.)
me: mateo snapped me!!
my friend: stop talking about mateo!!
A fucking weird ass bitch who goes and rapes every boy in the radius of 500m, He is also very funny but can stick to one girl, he fucking funny but also sometimes mean. Just dont get on his bad side.
Oh shit its a Mateo!
Big dick. Like the biggest out of them all. Some might say that he has back genes
Look at Mateo , I wanna him to pound me
Big dick. Like the biggest out of them all. Some might say that he has back genes
Look at Mateo , I wanna him to pound me
The clogs that form in drains in college dorms from excessive shower masturbation by the residents.
The janitor left a passive aggressive note on the wall asking people not to yank it in the showers because he was tired of cleaning up the Mateo every week.