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The female counter-part to nut-meg in soccer. It is when a soccer ball is intentionally, cleanly, and successfully directed through the gap created by a girl's (the victim's) planted legs during soccer. This usually causes a momentary stun/deer-in-the-headlights reaction from the victim because of the initial shock and disbelief of what just happened. There must be an intent on the offender's part to shoot the gap with the ball for a smeg-meg to occur. If it happens accidentally, an official smeg-meg did not occur. I came up with this one circa 1990.
Person #1 "Did you see that girl get nut-megged?"
Person #2 "A girl can't get nut-megged, she got smeg-megged"
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the hot(but always called ugly)teenage daughter of the griffins
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When you gizz (nut) and shit in a salt shaker, then sprinkle it on a ho like nutmeg. Works best around the holiday season. And on girls named Meg. Also accepted as a topping on egg nog.
Do not confuse with Nutmeg, a tasty holiday spice. Also, as a side note, stay away from girls named Meg with nuts.
Shit, man, I just Nut-megged all over Meg! I'm glad she was covered in egg nog.
If you're playing soccer and your buddy just got nut-megged, talk to the ref. That shit's nasty.
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1. to interrupt someone's jukebox selection by paying extra money for the "play next" feature.
2. to fill up a jukebox with hours of your own music so that nobody else in the establishment gets to hear their own selections.
Dude, can you believe Mikey just Meg Whited my songs? Now I have to sit through an hour of Dolly Parton before I get back to my tracks!
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meg pruggets is the best group chat to exist on Twitter and it's made of Megan, Lauren, Lucy, and Kirsty!!!!
meg pruggets are superior! follow @Iightsuan :)
When a person seems to be high yet has not taken drugs
Wow that person is in such a meg mood.