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a young lady who feeds off the souls of men.
there for being a hooker. she also has rather small boobs.
but also is quite a good friend and needs to be coached on not wanting everyones nuts.
girl1:"THAT MELISSA IS MAKING OUT WITH EVERYONE!!!"
girl2: "But she's a really good friend. Not just a hooker."
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A girl who is basic af. The kind of person you meet at Coachella that goes there for the gram. Probably a millionaire. 💁
Guy 1: Wow who paid for that car
Melissa: I was feeling so sad because my daddy couldn't take me shopping so he bought me a new shiny car!
Guy 1: smh
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Melissa is likely to be a manipulative, narcissistic, pathologically lying cunt. She will be less of a positive presence in your life, and more of a malignancy; reaping and sowing death and destruction without prejudice. The kindest thing a Melissa will do for your life is give you a clear cut view of what life was like in dachau. Never trust a Melissa.
"Oh dear god, run you guys, here comes fuckin Melissa"
"Apples are to Oranges what Hitler is to Melissa. Except some people like Hitler."
"My mothers name is Melissa, and I really hope she gets some sort of festering, voracious, necrotizing fascitis, that is singularily located to her vagina."
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She’s a bitch and really annoying. She never shuts the fuck up like for real she’s always talking and always being so fixing annoying. Can you not stfu?? If you’re a Melissa and you’re reading this stfu
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a very nice girl that like taking it from behind. Don't mess with girls named Melissa cause they are usually 63% dom. also has very good choice in guys.
Guy 1: i called that girl over there lissa and she smacked me...
Guy 2: she is a total Melissa!
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the whitest bitch ever with ghetto-syndrome that is self-induced because she wishes she was black
Melissa has ghetto-syndrome!
That white bitch is such a Melissa!
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