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Originally derived from the sounds of wayward monks singing melodically across barren fields that were once soaked with the blood of fallen warriors.
In present day, Elite Melody is known worldwide as the most fucking talented group of singers ever known. People wish they could be part of this "family", but few have the honor of joining the ranks of the elite. In short, they pretty much kick ass and take names.
Some have been known to be vampires, so beware. They will rip your fucking heads off the moment you speak ill of their fellow elite.
The members consist of the most beautiful people known to man, and can seduce their prey with just one note.
They also like kiwi.
And dress in layers to ward off those horny folk.
And I believe they are fond of spaghetti... It remains a mystery.
Have you heard the new group song from Elite Melody? It was the best song I've ever heard!
I just elite melody'ed their punk ass.
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The best song of 2020.
By Little Mix
He used to sing me Sweet Melodies.
He played me, made me believe
It was real love
Sing me (a) Sweet Melody
But the day he did me wrong
The song couldn’t go on and on and on.
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dirty fucken slut that will fake a pregnancy for anyone. she has distinguished saddle bag tits and a large forehead. will put on, on and off abortions and you’ll often catch her in a pair of high heels ‘feeling tall’.
“ dirty Melody the dumb bitch, had an abortion last week and now she’s 9 months!”
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Comes from Overwatch character "Sigma" a way of saying that you are above the masses, not reliant on any female
"Yo John what is that melody?"
"No fucking clue I'm a Sigma."
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When you accidentally show off erogenous parts of the body to your entire fan base and then go on and pretend like it didn't happen.
Vtuber: look at this new bikini top I just got, WHOOPS it fell off... looks like I was caught Pulling a Melody
Entire fan base: LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Pulling a Melody refers to acting as if you are going to kill yourself, but having no real intentions of it. It can only be done by quirky females and it quite hard to replicate. It requires crying extremely loud in the girls locker room, dramatically showing off scratches on your wrist, and lying about unnecessary things for attention. The min. amount of quirkness to commit this act is 500.
"OMG she's pulling a Melody. She's not really gonna- oh fuck, she jumped"
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That I can’t keep out got me singing like
Shawtys like a melody
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