Random
Source Code
Random
Blind melon- a person that lives life oblivious to social norms. A non-conformist. A free spirit. A blind mind.
There is a house on the corner full of hippies. Those blind melons never cut the grass.
9👍 2👎
The big, juicy tits of a fat man.
That guy should not be running with those man melons
8👍 2👎
The act of placing a pair of large breasts against the bridge of a sexual partner's nose, in such a way that the nipples rest comfortably against the eye sockets. Not to be confused with titty fucking or motor boating, melon balling is a stationary act.
1. Shawna's got those big huge tits, have you ever got her to melon ball you?
2. Is there anyone in this room Shawna hasn't titty fucked? She never follows through. she's just a melon baller.
3. Shawna's sister Shawndie can't compete in melon balling, her tits are way too saggy.
12👍 4👎
Particularly impressive breasts, of the indupitably real variety.
Emily broke Orville's nose after he got drunk at a party and mumbled "I want to marinate your meat-melons with man-juice."
15👍 6👎
As we all know, the female breast gives out large quantities of tractor beams drawing a guy's eyes to the prize. Melon gazing is the act of staring with a stupid expression straight at a woman's chest until she slaps you or leaves.
Woman: Is there a less harsh way you could melon gaze?
Man: What? Oh, yeah, car insurance and stuff.
*continues to gaze*
Woman: OMG! The male race are pigs!
*slaps man and becomes lesbian*
13👍 6👎