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Rosy Retrospection but for football. Someone who judges a player from the past based on certain moments and not he whole picture.
Kevin de Bruyne is a better player than ZIdane but only nostalgia merchants will disagree
he carries a satchel of words around. all kinds of words. funny ones, mean ones, lies galore, weird ones too. hes weird i guess, like who carries such a heavy sac of silly words around. no one needs to hear that, unless they are about me, and good...
Paris is a word merchant. sometimes its good. mostly, its not.
A person who fucks people over.
Dave, the cunt, nicked my fuckin guitar leads last month and hasn't given me them back. Fuckin surf merchant!
1. A man constantly in pursuit of dates or relationships
2. A "pick up artist," or someone who thinks they are
1. "She's a bartender, she's not into you. Stop acting like a dick merchant with too much schlong to sell."
2. "Look at these dick merchants trying to move some product on that poor booth babe."
A seaborn man of trading descent. Commonly found hidden in the women's latrine. Using a queef absorber 4000 to capture the gases he then sells them to unsuspecting passengers through the form of ice cream.
Watch out, that ice cream man might be a queef merchant.
The metaphorical or cybernetic barrier that a resident Venetian* merchant uses to prevent unpopular truths from being being known.
"why was my comment deleted?"
"you got stopped by the merchant firewall bro"
a being who transcends the definition of being 'a helmet'
Player 1: "Watch this!"
*Player 1 teamkills Player 2*
Player 2: "Proper helmet merchant you mate"