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A metrosexual can only be a man-lover; Metrosexuals are women or men who are sexually attracted to Metro Man from Megamind.
The metrosexual Hillary Clinton prowls the streets for her desire, Metro Man.
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Men that look and act like fags.
Characteristics of a metrosexual include, wearing tight clothers, thong sandals in public, and have highlights in their hair.
Stores of preference of the Metrosexual:
Hollister Co.
Abercrombie and Fitch
American Eagle
Banana Republic
A:"Whats up with that fag with the sandals on?"
B:"Probably bought them at Hollister, little metrosexual fag."
A:"hey you wanna go see what they have in Abercrombie?"
B:"Fuck no, man, that stores metrosexual.."
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A homosexual guy who is either in denial of his sexuality, or refuses to have sex with other men.
Jane: That guy is metro.
Jack: There is no such thing as a metrosexual. He's gay in denial.
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A man who, regardless of sexual orientation, deems fashion and appearance to be all important. Moreover, fashion can be sexual for such a man, the same way chocolate can be for some women.
Jerry is so metrosexual he stood up Paula rather than miss the big sale at Neimans.
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A well dressed, hygenic straight man who is often mistaken for being gay. Isn't afraid to wear pants that fit or "gay" colored shirts. A metrosexual realizes that masculinity is not about being "tough". Metrosexuals are often popular with the ladies.
Joe: "I am insecure about my sexuality, and so I'm going to make fun of guys that aren't! DOWN WITH METROSEXUALS!"
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Any past contestants of Queer Eye For The Straight Guy
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A heterosexual male who may often be mistaken for being Gay or Bisexual, May act in a manner which is often considered effeminate, knows the difference between a highlight brush and a foundation brush or between a beauty blender and an egg timer (idek, do regular guys get those confused? lol.). May wear nail-polish and in some cases Guy-liner. May be found in shops like Boots or Superdrug in the nail aisle.
Friend: "Lol, Bisexual in denial."
Me: "I told you! I'm just Metrosexual."
Friend: "Yeah right."
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