Mexican Shotgun

After eating a large amount of Spanish food and while life is fine and dandy you get the "Oh, no" face. And abruptly leaving the table, running to the restroom. Making it to the restroom gliding across the floor as to not have any impact. Once in the stall, you fumble with the pants forgetting how to unbuckle pants as if it were the most impossible task.
Great Success.
Then taking pants and underpants off at same time, once they hit knee area, fully expecting to make it to ankles. But unexpectedly once at the knees, your poor lack of timing causes your tightened sphincter muscles to release. Your only course of action at this point is to attempt sitting before your poop spray coats the walls. But alas, it is too late. There is now a shotgun blast of poop starting on the walls waist level leading to inside the toilet bowl. You continue to finish all of your amazingness into the toilet. After the sweaty unfortunate event, you wipe up your butt as opposed to your neighbors, picking up your pants and leaving the restroom in shame. Anyone else entering the restroom will know that the last person to use this stall was the victim of a mexican shotgun.

I totally Mexican Shotgunned the Denny's bathroom. There were no survivors.

mexican softside

A garbage bag (typically 30 gallons or more and black in color) used to transport clothing.

Kicked out of his house by his girlfriend before he could get his luggage out of the attic, Ryan was forced to haul out his clothes in Mexican softsides.

Mexican Sidewalk

A woman who is so amazing in bed that you swear she not only used the three main holes to satisfy you, but actually took it in up to SEVEN different holes from every angle. How did she fit it in her ear?? Did she use her knee pit at some point?? When she turned the lights off did I fuck a Stretch Armstrong doll rolled into the letter "O" or was that her asshole????

Derived from the ankle-breaking sidewalks of Mexico City where holes appear out of nowhere and walking three blocks is the danger equivalent of a WWII Belgian minefield.

Guy 1: Soooooo Jeff, I see you left the party early last night with that cute but square little chess champion who reads teenage vampire novels alone in the corner. How did it go?

Guy 2: Dude, you'd never have guessed it but turns out she performs like a Mexican Sidewalk!! *eyebrow, eyebrow*

mexican trashcan

The act of vomiting into a lady's vagina after consuming several tacos. Not to be confused with a Mexican Dumpster which is vomiting into an anus.

I was so wasted last night that I gave my lady a Mexican Trashcan.

Mexican Moses

A turd found floating in a lazy river at a Mexican resort.

"No otra vez," said Pablo as he grabbed the skimmer. "Not another Mexican Moses."

or

"Dios mio! Look out for that Mexican Moses!"

White Mexican

A White Mexican is a Mexican of Predominantly European Descent. Most of their ancestors arrived during the colonial period but a further hundreds of thousands have since then immigrated. The largest European contributor in Mexico are the Spanish, followed by the French and then German/Italians/Greeks/Russians/Polish etc. It is estimated by some sources that 20% of Mexico's population is White.

Guy; Are you Italian?
Girl; No, im Mexican!
Guy; WOW, really?
Girl; Yes!
Guy; I though you were White!
Girl; I am, I am a White Mexican!!!

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Professional Mexican

Any Black or White person who does the odd jobs most Mexican immigrants do. This could be yard work, light construction or selling items by the roadside. They are often still found in areas through out the American south and parts of California where times are tough.

What! You went to college for 4 years just to end up being a gardener? What did you go to school for? To be a professional Mexican?

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