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A drive-by style shooting done while on a boat or any other water craft. It usually happens when a person involved in the distribution of drugs lives on a water channel or and island in south florida and a person with enough balls gets on a "cigarette boat" or jet ski and sprays the entire residence to send a message to whom ever.
Steve: Did your hear about that drive-by on Star island?
Julio: Isn't that a gated community?
Steve: It is, but they did a miami drive-by.
Julio: Wow, really?
Where you take one of the large lizards common to South Florida, especially Miami, roll it in cocaine, hold it by its neck and the base of its tail, and proceed to do lines off of the lizard, rotating the animal as you go. The result produces an effect like the return carriage of a typewriter...but with cocaine, bad choices, and amazing nights.
Holy crap man, did you see the size of the Miami Typewriter Donny did last night? That man's an animal, and so is his coke habit...literally.
When two gay men 69 each other at Sea World in the dolphin tank.
"Yeah, me and Steve went to Sea World the other day and Miami Dolphined."
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When your partner sits on your cock reverse-cowgirl style for some anal sex after eating some bad black beans and rice, and has an explosive diarrhea blowout all over you.
Person 1: "Baby, what do you want to do Saturday night?"
Person 2: "How about On our way home from South Beach we stop and get some Cuban food, then head back to my place for a Miami Mudbath."
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Blow job; to go a long way south and eat at the tip of Florida.
I woke up on Sunday morning with an erection, and I asked my companion if she fancied lunch in Miami.
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A hairy patch of skin that hangs out of your v-neck, typically seen on fat miami men.
thats guys miami meat across the dinner table is ruining my appetite.
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I have no fuckin' idea, but it was in Achewood so I figured 400 people would have come by here already to make up a definition. Maybe today's comic had too many words and not enough pictures of cats looking shocked, so fewer people read it.
Maria, insane with ass, did Miami claps with her booty.
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