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Micro-Racism is when some somebody is kinda racist usually without realizing it. Usually happens when some privledged white person who is racially ignorant and makes some dumb comment. Like Bradley or some shit says “why can’t white people say the n-word???? Cause their white????? That’s reverse racism.”
Chet: (to black person) “heyyyyy you look like Beyoncé”
Kevin: (to brown person) “where are you from?”
Anyone: “that’s kinda racist..... like micro-racism”
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A person who has an abnormaly small penis or "shaft".
crikey mate! you've got a micro-shaft.
Sorry, i dont do micro-shaft
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Not just the ability to be pro with a mouse and keyboard, but to be so uber with them that you can play at least four games at once and pwn.
Chris's micro is so uber he pwned me at ten games at once.
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A micro-dater is one who dates for the short term simply for the sake of dating; a micro-dater will have numerous partners over a short amount of time and will have no qualms about continuing this pattern.
There may be commitment issues and the suggestion of settling down or dating anyone long-term will cause the micro-dater to disengage from the situation.
"Wow, is that Frank's third girlfriend this month?"
"Yeah, but it should surprise you, he's a chronic micro-dater."
The act of a man with a very small, skinny penis desperately trying to fuck a woman by using jackhammer style vibrations, but all she can feel are the sensations of a little eel-like penis quickly slithering in and out of her vagina. His hips continue to flail around her torso but his penis is too small for her to feel any sort of real penetration.
Sophia fell in love with Michael but to her dismay, she realized he had the tiniest penis and only knew how to micro-fuck her. She lay there staring up the ceiling, as he desperately tried to penetrate her, wondering if she could spend an entire life with a man who made love to her like this.
Micro B's occur when your balls become extremely sweaty, smelly and develop a layer of ball cheese that covers the entire circumference of the sack. This is a direct result from a long study session on the 6th floor of the microbial science building due to the heat that fills the room up. Can be cured with a good dip sesh in the showers.
Tyler: "Hey jim why do you smell so bad?"
Jim: "Ahhh bro, youre smelling my micro b's, I have Gen Bus 301 tomorrow with skyler."
A small dip in e-mini S & P futures of 3 to 10 points (a fraction of a percent) that usually leads to a new high of day. Usually shorting a micro-dip results in a loss. Usually, buying a micro-dip results in a profit.
/ES micro-dippers won again! /ES micro-dip in progress...you know what to do! Careful shorting the micro-dip or you may get your head handed to you! If you're not a micro-dipper you're not a winner!