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The act of you and a bunch of buddies getting together and seeing who can throw or launch a midget, dwarf or baby the furthest.
COCKSUCK!!! he hit 30 fucking feet on that last midget toss!
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A term used to describe a lady that has larger-than-socially-acceptable breasts packed into a very tight shirt.
Take a look a that gir, she's smuggling midgets.
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When "little people" have to run errands in the real world.
Aw she's running little midget errands
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To have sex with a midget (dwarf, elf, small person, mini-me, etc.) by lying flat, positioning them on your cock and spinning them until you cum.
"I see you have a kid, how'd that work with her tall father?"
"We did a midget spin"
"...Wanna go for a spin?"
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an incognito way of telling your lady friend you would like to have sex.
"Hey baby, do you want to walk the midget?"
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Pornography where people who are short in stature partake in sexual acts. Sometimes depicted in baby jumpsuits and diapers.
I dunno, never watched it. . .
Paul: "there was this porno where they where dressed as babies!"
Francis: "Oh yeah!! Midget Porn!!! that's deadly!"
Paul: "Eh, Midgets?? surre. . . .!"
Gareth: "DAAAMN!?!?! Franny watches baby porn!!"
Francis: "It's not babies it's midget porn!"
Paul: "What's that?! Male babies?!?!"
All: "Franny, your sick!"
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Derived from the fidget spinner, the midget spinner is a device consisting of a midget (a child will also do) spinning in a machine at mach speed. This device is common with giants with autism as well as NBA players.
I heard LeBron James has a midget spinner in his home.
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