Millennials acting like boomers.
*Groupchat*
Person 1: "We are eating chocolate covered fruits"
Person 2: "So you guys are Boomer Millennials now?"
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An over privileged piece of shit that continues to live with their parents long past their welcome, is overly dependent on their parent's resources, and acts like it is their right to do all of this
We need to get our son to move out. He has be come a basement millennial and it's making me sick.
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A young hipster douchebag that thinks pseudo-intellectualism and excessive drug use makes them more enlightened than the rest of us.
Do you see that knob wearing a beret and thick-rimmed glasses? Must be a millennial beatnik.
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A term used to describe a millennial who claims to be broke and cannot afford the necessities of life when they do in fact make enough money they just spend it on frivolous luxuries like avacado toast, weekly manicures, concerts, etc.
Parent: Jasmine why don't you move out and get a place of your own?
Jasmine: I can't afford a place of my own I'm too broke.
Parent: You just spent 500 dollars to go to Coachella. Stop being millennial rich.
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The warming of the Earthβs global climate and it seems to be impossible to stop as the Earth has warmed and cooled throughout its existent as proposed by Juan Hernandez an individual with the mind of an awoken with the Millennial Warming Theory. The excess carbon dioxide in atmosphere is an impossible task to stop now it is to late.
The Millennial Warming is happening the weather outside it 10 degrees hotter and in winter it doesnβt become cold not as much.
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the proper response to moments when millennials do dumb millennial shit but think they're better than the other generations, specifically zoomers, despite being objectively the most annoying generation in human history.
Zoomer: ugh I want to die
Millennial: ACTUALLY suicide jokes perpetuate ancient standards of bigotry and racism. educate yourself child.
Zoomer: ok millennial
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The only kind of millennial there is.
See also entitled millennial
That stupid millennial turned down a dream job because he refuses to get out of bed before 10am. That and he cannot afford the lease on his Escalade.
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