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When you're banging a girl in missionary position and you run your hand through your hair over and over again so all your dandruff falls on her face like snow on Christmas Day.
Lisa said she hoped it would snow on Christmas this year, so Bob gave her a Christmas Miracle that night.
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Something that can attain a euphoric state, such as an extremely delicious plate of fettucine alfredo, or downing a whole bottle of aspirin with a 40 oz Colt 45.
Willis: I've been in such a stupor lately.
Cornelius: Well, i'm not, I just took like 15 vicodin, and i'm feeling gooooooooood....
Willis: Ah, the miracle drugs, pass some down you fuckhole.
Steve: My girl gave me a blowjob when I came home, she's totally my Miracle Drug.
Tyrone: Youse wun lukky nigga, muhfucker.
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Another, more modern term, for the Popemobile.
Hey, looks like the Pope just got his ride back from Unique Autosports! It's the Miracle Whip!
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Evil villain Hawk Moth tried to use against Ladybug and Chat Noir to get their miraculous in season 3 finale but failed.
Miracle Queen was Chloe the spoiled brat who betrayed Ladybug.
Miracle Queen! Im giving you the power to reign over Paris and command your very own army of superheroes all I ask for in return-
Ladybug and Chat Noir's miraculous you shall have them as soon as Im done with them.
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The event that occurs when someone gets paralyzed from a tragic accident and doctors conclude this person will never be able to walk again, yet in a few months the person is up and walking just like before.
Refers to Kevin Everett a former Buffalo Bills tight end that got partially paralyzed in the first game of the season and was up and walking by the end of the season.
Friend: How's your brother?
Guy: The doctors say he'll never walk again
Friend: Just hope for an Everett Miracle
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the path between a man's scrotum and his anus
i ran my fingers down his miracle mile and he was in heaven!
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A millimeter miracle is the name given to a penis that is small. You could use this as an insult if you are in a penis size insult war.
Jimmy : "You have a one inch wonder"
Steve : " Well, you have a millimeter miracle"
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