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A lot of people don't know why Mister Rogers always wore cardigan sweaters. His mother made some of the first ones for him that he wore on TV. The reason that he wore long sleeves and sweaters all the time was to cover up his Marine Corps tattoos. He was a Marine sniper par excellence during the Korean War, and racked up many decorations for his outstanding valor. This is all true, it's public record, so if you don't believe me, look it up.
It's a good thing Mister Rogers is so nice - otherwise, he'd pick your sorry ass off at over 1000 meters...By the way, Bob Keeshan (Captain Kangaroo) was also a Marine hero, in WWII on Guadacanal.
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someone who is or about to be fucked
that guy is a real fucked mister
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A middle aged man that is attractive, nice, and has, a penis, that exceeds 6 inches.
Coined by Disney-Pixar masterpiece the incredibles, a prominent example of a Mister Incredible is George Clooney.
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Mistering is where five guys each take turns in fisting the smallest dude (preferably a black midget) and scoops out their poop. Then they all put it in their mouths and spray it it the air
Damn homie should we do the mister fister
It does take some skill though
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He was a robot created in the 24th century to decide if people have been naughty or nice and distribute presents accordingly. His standards were set too high so now he goes on a rampage every Christmas killing innocent citizens. The only person he has ever seen as "nice" was Dr. Sandman, his creator.
Mister Lairs is watching you!
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SECURE YOUR NOISE HOLE SOLDIER
THE GROWN UPS ARE TALKING - Mister Chief 2015
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The hairstyle worn by men going bald where the remaining four strands of hair are left long and then wrapped around the head five or six times in an attempt to conceal the fact.
That guy shaped like a bowling pin had a mister swirly
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