n. The state of Michigan. Named such due to its shape and frequency of murders, particularly in Detroit and Flint.
The Murder Mitten is not as bad as D.C.
When you insert your entire hand into the eager anus of another.
I gave Greg a stinky mitten when he bent over to pick up his tattered underwear.
When somthing is bouncing off things uncontrollably, or constantly bobbing around
that boxer is bouncing around like a fart in a mitten
a vagina, pussy, or any other connotation you can think of.
Nordaby can get squish mitten any day of the week.
When a woman does not wash her hands after using the bathroom.
Chenetha saw Judy walk out of the bathroom with kitten mittens.
the act of vomiting
"Dude, after those ten jagerbombs i saw buzzy tossing mittens out on the deck"
little (young) cat. Furry feline that resembles an oven mitt fur-wise.
leave the mittens alone you fiend!