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Jenna Jameson meets June Cleaver. This is a nickname given to a woman who's class, nurturing tendencies, genuine compassion, and appetite for "wild animal drunken monkey sex" go far beyond those of the stigmatic milf
use in refrence to said woman when speaking of her in the third person.
"Naughty Mommy likes the HEMI"
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the event in which there is a role reversal between the financial duties of a boyfriend and girlfriend.
Guy 1: Dude John is set for Life!
Guy 2: Yeah his girlfriend will buy him whatever he wants!
Guy 1: I wish i had a sugar mommy
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It's a minivan. Many soccer moms drive these.
"Dude, I got a new car!"
"Yeah, but it's only a hand-me-down mommy missile!"
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Mommy Porn is a sub-genre of erotica that grew out of the mainstream success of E.L. James' erotic novel 'Fifty Shades of Grey.' Characterized by its perceived audience and elegant description of female sexual domination, Mommy Porn first gained popularity with mom's over thirty years old before it quickly spread to a worldwide audience.
The characteristics that define Mommy Porn are: Its focus on female sexual fantasy; The introduction of an innocent female protagonist to an unimagined world of sex; A controlling, alpha male love interest; and its detailed description of sex without using graphic words.
Reading mommy porn makes me realize what my life could have been like if I met a hot dominant billionaire instead of my husband.
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A dominant, caring, affectionate woman who is also a communist.
Basically a Dommy Mommy but left-leaning.
Where can I get a commie mommy??? I can't find one
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A super hot mom who doesn't have to work and spends the occasional afternoon mingling with the other Mc Mommies at the Mc Donalds playground with their children. She is usually dressed in revealing clothing with her hair and face done to perfection. It is said that they might be on the prowl for the occasional afternoon delight with a handsome blue-collar worker. That is why they function in groups, so that one may leave her kid with another Mc Mommy if needed. They usually frequent Mc Donalds out in the burbs next to Mc Mansions and urban development.
Holy crap, check out that Mc Mommy.
Mc Mommy at 11 o'clock.
I'd like a Mc Mommy to go please.
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