rigor mortis male

the best type of male out there, even more than a sigma male, even more than a yogurt male, its just the best male ever. the biggest chad male type of them all.

mike: james said I wasn't a good person so I respectfully told him to eat a box of nails

nick: damn bro your a rigor mortis male

morty shorty

Impressionable young females that are Rick & Morty Weebs.

Sue's over there geeking out about the latest season of Rick & Morty with Jane who could care less. She's a total morty shorty.