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Hair that has been parted... sometimes leading to the freedom of Jew-slaves.
Hitler had Moses Hair.
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When, against all odds and expectations, one is successful in spreading a woman's ass cheeks for first time penetration as if Moses had parted the Red Sea for legions of followers.
I tried pulling a Moses on my old lady last night but she squirmed away and told me the sea would never be parted for my pleasure.
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Moses Lakes a town in the middle of nowhere, where there is nothing and I repeat NOTHING to do. We have Walmart.. and even it closes at 12. So all that leaves is partying, which everyone does. And of course parents find out everything because everyone knows everyone. So if you're looking to get grounded for life, come here.
Person 1: Bro, shes hot I wanna fuck her.
Person 2: No way bro! Shes the principals son.
Person 1: ...Were cousins?!
Person: Sick. I guess it is Moses Lake though.
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Moses Brown is a private Quaker school on the East Side of Providence. The 2nd oldest private school in the country, MB is known for its rigorous academics and Friends school philosophy. It is considered one of nations premier secondary school. In its layout and architect MB resembles Brown. Basically, MB is where you send your children if you dislike the concept of boarding school. Moses Brown's sister school is Sidwell Friends in Washington D.C.
Fun Fact: Josh Swartz the creator of Gossip Girl and The OC loosely based much of the OC on his time at Moses Brown. Although for whatever reason he was asked to leave MB after his junior year and finished upper school at The Wheeler School.
That kid must be a genius, he went to Moses Brown
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Moses Camer is a gay simp who hates Fortnite. Does not believe in building and swears he’s a Chad but he is a beta cuck. Some famous catchphrases include: Shut the fuck up, nig-, shut up boomer, you’re a simp and stop being try hard
Arthur James Miller: haha get clapped
Moses Camer: Shut the fuck up you’re a try hard simp
Amazing girl, so sweeet and kind to everyone.
Anna Moses is amazing
im just like Anna Moses
When a guy spreads a woman like the the Red Sea.
“Wow, man. I really gave her the Moses’ special”