helicopter mother

The term helicopter mother comes from mothers of (usually) college students who 'hover' over their children at all times of the day. Here are some sign of you having a helicopter mother.

1. Your mother calls you once a day, or more than once a day.
2. Your mother calls you and reminds you about tests, homework, obligations, meetings, etc., because you cannot handle it yourself, you little child you.
3. Your mother registers your classes for you.
4. Your mother attempts to do your homework...and by doing your homework, I don't mean revising a paper, but more like wrestling your chemistry homework from your willing hands and hiring somebody at home to do it for her then sending it back to you before it's due...because she knows when it's due.
5. Your mother sneaks into your school, does your laundry, then sneaks out.
6. You have a GPS chip somewhere underneith your skin, so she knows where you are at all times, and even if you don't, she still knows where you are at all times because of all the phone calls.
7. You don't know how to clean your room, because your mother does it for you.
7. You PROBABLY don't have a (private) social life, although this one is optional.

"oh, mommy-wommy is calling again!"
"That's the third time this hour"
"Well, my mommy loves me and yours doesn't."
"Because my mom doesn't spoil me and do my laundry and call me twelve times a day? touche, touche...goddamn helicopter mother"

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mother trucker

another way to say "mother fucker"; a more innocent form of the saying "mother fucker" meant to be used around parents, teachers, etc.

Tanner is such a mother trucker when he goes on a date with Ashleigh.

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mother with benefits

Having sex with a woman who is prepared to do everything for you and who is not your biological mother.

John's girlfriend really wipes his arse for him.

I know. And can you believe they also do it 5 times a week!

Wow. That woman is a mother with benefits.

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Mother of pearl

A useful tool to have around when you really need to curse and can't.

If you cannot relate to this now, you will by the time you have children.

For instance, "Shit mother fucker fuck shit" , can be easily translated to, "Mother of pearl".

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Queen Mother

A bossy woman who is dominant, confident, headstrong and independent. She can be a feminist. She’s bossy esp to men.

My gf is a queen mother

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mother wit

Innate intelligence, common sense

If you had any mother wit, you would not look for a gas leak with a match.
You don't have the sense you were born with.

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Mother Hen

a person who cares for the needs of others (especially in an overprotective or interfering way)

stop that, you mother hen

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