mud-paw

The act of wetting ones finger, rolling it in powdered cocaine, and inserting it into the anus of a sleeping person, with the intention of causing a non-consensual high in the sleeping party.

Don't fall asleep face-down at John's house - you'll get mud-pawed!

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mud fap

When a female defecates on her hands and proceeds to use her hands to pleasure a man in the groin region.

"Yo, Katy gave me the nastiest mud fap last night!"

Push Mud

To take a dump

Man, I gotta go push mud

Dick in the Mud

When someone is not only a stick in the mud, but they don't want you to have any fun either. When someone is not happy for you to have fun unless there is something in it for them.

"Hey, since we're not doing anything, I'm going to Vegas for a girls weekend!"
"Fine, I'll just stay here all alone and lonely."
"Don't be such a Dick in the mud."

mud musik

down south music. music from da duuurty south.

aka mud musik

i'm leanin on dat mud musik. especially dat flocka

Mud Shotgun

After consuming one or more dangerous foods (i.e. hot and spicy vienna sausages mixed with 2 day old mexican food) and releasing what seems to be a literally buck shot blast of sloppy poop out of your butt, peppering everything in the bathroom from the sink to the ceiling.

Jen totally mud shotgunned my toilet, there's poop speckled all over my walls.

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Mud Swap

The sexual act of emptying ones bowels into another persons anus. Popular with the gay community.

I cant believe Steve and Stew did a mud swap man!

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