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an abnormally putrid smelling vagina, usually on a woman who tends to “get around”
can also be used in a sports setting, used to berate and antagonize a referee
Hocking: “Hey ref, I heard your wife has a stinky muff!”
Trudell: “Hey, knock it off with the stinky butts!”
An old, hairy vagina marked by well worn usage and sporadic bald spotting of the pubic hair.
Little Donny happen to spot his naked grandmother coming out of the shower. Her mangy muff startled him and scarred him for several months. Every time he went to wank one out it was all he could envision.
Fecal remnant that are smeared and adhered to a females pubes and vaginal region after wiping her ass incorrectly from back to front.
I was going down on Rachel last night and had to stop due to all the muff truffles and made her take a shower. She's nasty.
in a girl on girl fight, a punch to the pussy
angie kicked this girls ass when she gave her a muff punch
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General slang for a lesbian. It comes from the act of one lesbian 'dunking' ones face into another's 'muff' or vagina.
This is also a term for a guy who eats a lot of pussy.
'Dude, don't... I think she's a muff dunker'
' "Hey I hear Larry's gettin action now!"
"Serious?!"
"Yeah he's a regular muff dunker!"
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Any type of female genital piercing/vaginal piercing. While not common among females, freaky types may be more likely to have these. In any case it is a rarity, not likely to be predicted, thus it's relation to a diamond in the rough.
Homey: Yo, that chick you brought home last night was cute as fuck...
Dogg: Yea bro, you never woulda guessed it, she was freaky as hell.
Homey: Nahhh.
Dogg: Yeaa son, she had a diamond in the muff.
Homey: Damn. I didn't see that comin'.
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