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An asshole without the attitude or agressiveness. A derogatory term to describe someone of useless ability and questionable intelligence.
Jim turned down a date with a lingerie model because he had to study for finals, thereby proving that he is a complete and utter assmunch.
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when your blackberry with the screen muncher app munches at an inappropriate time, and the chewing noise made from said app draws attention from all around.
*pocket munch occurs*
teacher: what was that!
kid 1: oh that was just jacks blackberry pocket munching
jack: god damn it..
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To perform oral sex on a female. Eat the vagina
My girl didn't shower this week and she wants me to carpet munch.
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Girl on girl oral. She is eating the vag with hair, similar to eating a carpet
i think that girl likes a good rug munching
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You are on the credit munch if you are combating the credit crunch by producing low cost tasty food on a budget.
"When you go shopping tonight don't forget that we are in the credit munch"
"credit munch dinner tonight kids !"
Someone who is playing a game online, either via console or pc, who has a crappy internet connection and or is downloading a huge file, that lags up a game, making everybody lag, therefore RUINING the game.
"What the hell! that guy is disappearing and appearing , I can't shoot him!, What a lag munch!"
when you cross over into the 4th dimension by going to town on the brown (mouth wise).
I don't know what happened to dave, lately he's been so distant, it's almost as if he's not one of us since he went...Portal Munching.
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