muff muncher

a woman who loves licking out pussy, a lesbian or a dyke.

dude 1: damn homey shes fine, ima see if i can hook up wid DAT!
dude 2: no dogg, i heard she was a muff muncher

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throbbing muncher

a sweaty lesbian eating out another lesbian on a sunbed.

"hey Lillanne, lets go do a throbbing muncher on our lil sister!!"

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Donut Muncher

A person who gives a rim job to the hole of a chocolate frosted donut.

Jon: Hey Joe, do you have any donuts left?
Joe: Nah, i just gave the last one a rim job.
Jon: Damnit Joe, You're such a Donut Muncher.

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MSG muncher

"Currymuncher" but for Chinese people.

Rice Farmer: You so dumb you currymuncher
Sokratis (Indian): Go eat some rice you MSG muncher

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Hymen Muncher

One who munches upon a hymen, this is a very nasty person

You sir are a real hymen muncher

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carpet muncher

One who engages in cunnilingus, or oral sex by "eating out" a girl's vagina

Barb is a major carpet muncher. She has her own carpet cleaning business.

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Carpet Muncher

One who licks a girls vagina,also called Rug Muncher

She is a carpet muncher

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