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The act of wiping your finger on your sweaty balls and rubbing it on someones upper lip
ex: Josh just montana mustached Keith
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Performing cunnilingus on a woman during her menstrual cycle without her wearing a tampon.
Earning your red wings is child's play, come talk to me when you get your Devils Mustache.
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Progressive rock band named after the local legend "Ron Burgandy" like chief meteorologist Rob Fowler from Charleston, SC.
Last night we took a ride on Fowler's Mustache, it was the "tits".
Last night we saw fowlers mustache it was real ticklish.
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Same as above, but it is supposed to be spelle Moustache
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the act of shaving a wild squirrel, rubbing it down with vasoline and inserting into the anus then taking the squirrel clippings and pasting them on your upper lip.
i was so drunk at the zoo last week i gave myself a rasputin mustache
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The best breed of unicorn. Many people adore Mustache Unicorns due to their fancy appearance and disposition. Unlike normal unicorns the Mustache Unicorn loves top hats and fancy monocles. And what is a Mustache Unicorn without a Mustache? Mustache Unicorn's no matter female or male have brilliantly groomed Mustaches that vary in color, shape, style, and size.
My pet Mustache Unicorn dose not go outside without their golden monocle.
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When you flop your dick over a girl's upper lip horizontally giving the appearance that they have a flesh colored mustache.
EmBubba laughed when Jimbo whipped out his pecker and approached her face to give her a flesh mustache.
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