my ass burns

instead of my eyes burn it's my ass burns

my ass burns
from this poo
you'd think i'd learn over these years
good things can't last forever

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Greg in my ass

Greg is in my ass and it tastes like my dad's penis

Greg in my ass. Yes Papi

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cum in my ass

I want you to fuck me in my ass daddy

Cum in my ass daddy

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peddle my ass

the anguish of the job seach, the processing, cup peeing, sweet talking and pumping up of self as the potential new jesus

i've got to get out there and peddle my ass, my money trees all died in that killer freeze!!

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Kicks My Ass

Seeing something so incredibly awesome that you have the feeling that you just got kicked in the ass

That Myspace layout kicks my ass!

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spark in my ass

A sudden burst of positive energy; determined; a feeling of invincibility

In the morning, I awoke with a spark in my ass, so I decided to run two miles, at the highschool track.

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pain in my ass

a real pain after a person experienced anal intercourse

Ouch, I need to go to the doctor because I have pain in my ass.

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