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The sport that uses TWO BALLS! Includes some of the best minds in engineering, and incredibly tough (for the most part) MEN who are willing to risk life and limb to bring people an exciting sport.
"NASCAR is stupid."
"Dude, NASCAR uses TWO balls, smart people, and tough (for the most part) men who know what they are doing.
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The "sport" that all white trash loves. Watch as 43 drivers perform an exciting attempt at turning left for 4+ hours. Caution flags are thrown when wrecks happen, but most of the time it's because a harmless segment of a 4 day old cigarette is found on the track. Pit stops are made too. This is when the drivers cars are having a hard time
turning left or running out of gas. It is also an indicator of how much air pollution is being put in the air from 43 cars. Dale Jr wins every single time.
Danica Patrick loses every single time. The reason white trash attend these events is because they have to celebrate over their last deer kill by watching cars turning left. Often times in the bathrooms, there is nothing but shit in the urinals and piss in the toilets. This is the only place where the women's bathroom is grosser than the men's because of the blood addition. People who come here spend all their yearly savings of $30 to watch cars turn left. They can't afford any extra overpriced clothes, hats, etc. Don't get me started on the $10 toy nascars they sell at the races. This pretty much sums it all up.
"Hey Adam, you wanna go get hammered at a NASCAR event tonight?"
"I'd rather die"
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The best sport in the world; has some of the world's most talented drivers; has some of the world's sexiest men (i.e. Jeff Gordon, Jimmie Johnson, Kasey Kahne, Elliott Sadler, Dale Junior, etc.)
"But honey!! We can't go shopping NOW!!! NASCAR is on!!"
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NASCAR:gNarly
Awesome
Speed and Competetion when
Cars
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anti NASCAR heckler:NASCAR is fuckin lame man dumb ass redneck sport where jackasses get paid too much to drive around in circles for 3 1/2 hours, it's not a sport neither "NFL" "MLB" "NHL" THOSE are sports
me to anti NASCAR heckler:(i kick him very swiftly in the nut's) "DOES IT SUCK NOW ASSHOLE!?!?"
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National Assioation Of Stock Car Auto Racing (NASCAR). A sport in America that is now the #1 sport. Drivers Such as Tony Stewart or Dale Jr. drive for their teams at tracks such as Daytona, and Watkins Glen. (to all those nascar haters who define nascar in RACIST ways nascar isn't just a sport for white southerners.. and calling people "rednecks" is a compliment because if you look up the term "redneck" it is not what you think. And if you think that the Nascar cars are "ceral boxes or billboards" you must be watching a Nascar race from the 1960"s because the cars today are high in aredynimacs and go 190+mph. The drivers and teams are famaily and fan oriented unlike F1 or other sucky forms of racing. those drivers of those types of racing are so obssessed with theirselfs and do NOT have anything to do with the team or sport are sucky! those drivers when they wreck they are so stupid to be outside of the car like F1 where their stupid self has their head out of the car and when they drive and wreck they come out of the car and are flying across the track hit another car and they all spin out and the car goes into a million peices and they all end up killing each other from a simple bump and their PLASTIC cars can't handle the impact so thats the end.. then you got drivers like suchmacher who leads and wins everything because he is on a team with all the money and supplies to there avantage ends up 50+ car lengths in front of the other cars and they can't even keep their cars from spinning out on pit road at 30 mph (danica patrick). Nascar has teams evenly divded and you can see rubbin which is racing at the start finish line making a exciting fisish.. ANYONE CAN HIT A BALL FLYIN AT THEM AND RUN.. ANYONE CAN CATCH A BALL AND RUN BY SOME OVERWEIGHT DUDE ON DRUGS TO A TOUCHDOWN.. ANYONE WHO IS A AFRICAN AMERICAN!!! CAN PLAY BASKETBALL NO WHITE MAN CAN ITS NOT THAT WAY THEY ARE THE RASICT ONES!!!! NOT EVERYONE CAN RACE LIKE THEY THINK THOSE CARS ARE SO AVANCED THEY ARE PULLLING MULITPLE "G'S" THROUGHT THE CORNERS AS MUCH AS THE SPACE SHUTTLE LIFTING OFF THAT MAKES IT HARD TO STEER IN THE CORNERS. THE CARS CAN BE SPUN OUT BY A SIMPLE TURN THE WRONG WAY IT ISNT AS EASY AS IT LOOKS!!!!!!) SO IF YOU CANT SAY ANYTHING GOOD DO SOME REASEARCH AND DONT INSULT THE SOUTH AND BE RACIST!!! you can go mess around with drugs and be anti social in your other sports not to mention racist in basketball you Afircan Americans can stop saying rasicst stuff about rednecks, southerners, and whites you are the ones in "your" sport and you are the ones abusing your familys anf having the goverment pay for your life and your problems so get up off your butt and get a job and quit complaing about a good sport and HARD WORKING men and his family and The WHITE people!!! GET A LIFE!!!!!!
"hey lets go watch the NASCAR race. did you know that it is now the most popular sport in America?"
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Nascar is an awesome bad-ass sport that aint just for rednecks. all you city slickers out there need get this through yalls thick heads: Nascar takes a TON of talent and is a very exciting sport if you actually try to like it and if you have a favorite driver to cheer on. so just shut the hell up bout Nascar. and not all rednecks are just inbred pieces of shit like yall think.
Redneck 1: Did you watch the Nascar race last night?
Redneck 2: HELL YES!!! best race of the year cause Tony Stewart, Kyle Busch, Jeff Gordon, and Kevin Harvick all wrecked!! plus Jr. won it!!
Redneck 1: yupp mighty darn good race but i drank my last case of Budwieser...
Redneck 2: that sucks...
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To receive oral sex while watching a televised sporting event.
"Yeah that dude totally got Nascarred the other day by his girlfriend!"
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