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When a guy cums on a girl's glasses and while trying to wipe it off, she only succeeds in smearing it around more.
Nah man, I got a Foggy Nelson earlier and haven't been able to clean my glasses yet.
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A drunk shitbag that has a small dick and is from Missouri
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A person who tries to do everything everyone else is doing but can never be good at it. He tends to be terrible at everything he does, especially video games.
"You're playing like Matt Nelson. smh."
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The act of jumping off something and breaking a bone. Most commonly occurs at High School rock concerts.
1: Wow! He just jumped off that 1 foot riser and fell, is he okay?
2:He'll be fine, he just pulled a D-Nelson.
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After drinking foolishly with your girlfriend, you attempt to have disgusting, drunken sex with her. Shortly thereafter, you feel sick to your stomach because of the alcohol sloshing around inside of you. When you climb down from your bed, you blow nasty chunks all over your girlfriend's back.
Samantha: "What are you and Dave doing tonight?"
Noelle: "My boyfriend and I are going to drink together in his room. I hope he doesn't give me a chunky nelson this time."
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A particular sex move utilized when things get a little rambunctious in the bed room. The is procedure is to have your partner face away then you slip both arms under theirs then lock behind their head. The one performing the Nelson then claps them cheeks.
The Nelsor: “Jordy I just beat your mom with the remote, let me dirty Nelson”
The Nelsie: “ No dad fuck off you meth addict bitch”
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an inescapable wrestling move
used to emphasized pwnedge during a wrestling match. Most commonly used in high school gym class
derived from "half nelson" and "full nelson"
Oh shit! He's got'em in the willy nelson
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